Reviewed: Sex Machine, new WTF erotica by K.C. Cave

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E-Read Erotica Reviews: Deliciously pervy, wonderfully raw, and blatantly sexual. A delight of strange smelling and sticky foreign food, if foreign food was the pleasures of unknown sex. A mindless romp down the corners of some dark alley, where strange grunting noises are heard, screams echo out, and the smell repulses you yet attracts you in the same whiff. The danger draws you in. The disconnected and animistic nature where sex is the only thing that matters, the only human action in which we find meaning, and the only interaction between people that matters nowadays.

Word count: 7,800

Price: $2.99

Available: Amazon, Amazon UK, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Smashwords, Carnal Pleasures, Apple iTunes, Excitica, Google Play, Carnaltopia

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Free erotica: The 2 most beautiful words in the English language!

Portrait Of Middle Aged WomanI’m K.C. Cave and I’m pissed. Kobo, an e-book distributor you’ve probably never heard of, banned my pseudo-incest erotic short, Seeding the Brat. Why? Who the fuck knows? But I’m angry enough to share the joy of this funny, extremely graphic and loving short story. Subscribe to my newsletter before December 1 and I’ll send you a free download of Seeding the Brat.

That’s not all. I’ll also include my latest, WTF erotic short, Sex Machine. That’s in addition to my usual new-subscriber deal, a free download of the 12,000-word Making Michael Obey. That’s how pissed I am. I’m giving away 30,000 words of toe-curling, genre-busting erotica crammed with nonstop fucking, masturbation, voyeurism and sexual discovery. Click here to subscribe, and you’ll get the links in my December 1 newsletter. (Note: As always, I am deeply indebted to Boruma Publishing for its support–and for providing readers with a wide range of erotica, including titles you won’t find on Kobo and Amazon.)

Need more enticement?

KC Cave - Seeding the Brat jpeg largeBanned on Kobo! Why? Who knows? Ebook distributors (including Amazon) go on mindless witch hunts against certain erotica categories. Now it’s pseudo-incest. Amazon buried it a long time ago; you buy it there, but you’ve got to search for it (or click here).

The blurb: Hannah was wealthy after her rich parents drowned on their swingers cruise. All the money in the world, though, couldn’t do anything about the brat’s raging hormones and her overwhelming urge to procreate. So the 18-year-old beauty set her sights on Angus, the recent college grad she grew up with and who was now the man of the house, the sprawling Victorian mansion where they were raised.

One problem: Hannah’s never gone all the way, unless you count the recent fumbling by high school football star Biff Baxter in the backseat of his ’68 GTO (he dropped the ball at goal to go, and Hannah had to take things into her own hands). That fiasco behind her, she learned a lot about the male of the species as she huddled in her secret hiding place and watched the well-endowed Angus pleasure himself in the most innovative ways. The sight, sounds and smells of him coming to climax after climax over the summer gave the brat an idea that would right a wrong (Angus was gypped out of his inheritance) and satisfy her lust. But for the plan to work, Hannah must convince Angus it was his idea to seed the brat. [brat, masturbation, MF erotica, explicit erotica, mutual masturbation, taboo erotica, humorous erotica, virgin]

E-Read Erotica Reviews: The book finds its voice early, and it feels like comfortable writing. You know it when you reads it, the writer just takes you on a sight-filled trip, doesn’t feel obligated to explain everything, and skips along in time over the most important points until it settles down for the main event. There’s enough detail in each to make you feel like you know each place and character, but not enough that you feel wallowed down in minutia. The sex scenes even stop when they serve their point. Oh my, a writer actually in control of the beast? Very nice work, patience, and control shown here. Give yourself a gold star.


I’ll also send you Sex Machine:

k-c-cave-sex-machine_smallNew in December: In Sex Machine, book 7 of Alison’s Erotic Adventures, our heroine’s reputation as a sexual athlete catches up to her: Alison is recruited to model for a high-tech sex robot! Her GF, Moriah, is the next sexual dynamo the geeks want to hook up to a bunch of sensors while she masturbates. One problem: She’s a gold star lesbian and a virgin. The computer model requires that she sleeps (ha!) with at least 4 men. What to do? I mean, it’s about advancing science and creating a mechanical sex surrogate to help sexually dysfunctional men. The solution? De-flower Moriah fast. Alison makes Moriah the main attraction dat a bachelor’s party. Problem solved! Word count: 7,800 Price: 2.99 (free if you subscribe to my newsletter before December 1).


And my usual new-subscriber deal:

K.C. CAVE - Making Michael Obey - 625x1000The set-up: This 5-story value pack features mega-teaser Junie and her boyfriend Michael. She makes life miserable for him—seducing, spanking, licking and tormenting him all over the house just because he wants to loll her around on their new bed. It’s all loving fun in this 12,000-word set with explicit M/F sex, oral sex, spanking, masturbation, anal play, food desecration, and nonstop male humiliation.

E-Read Erotica Reviews: K.C. Cave is quickly becoming my favorite author for WTF kinky sex. This book is a very fun collection of kinky encounters between just two people, but wow, they slam home with intensity and sexual energy…. I enjoyed this a lot.

BDSM Book Reviews: …an enjoyable read with likable characters and sexy scenarios. The writing is both fluid and imaginative. The author makes it easy for readers to project themselves into the action and care about the outcome.

New! Invaded by the Alien, Book 2

screenshot-2016-11-17-18-25-32Jane was eager to meet the smugglers in her teenager son’s video game, hoping they’d show her a good time like Damien did on her last trip. However, the horny woman finds that being trapped on a spaceship with two sadistic alpha-males isn’t a piece of cake. She only wanted a few hours of rough sex, but instead, she’s hunted, caught, strapped down, spanked, used, and interrogated.

The beast, Olfim, is knee deep in spaceship repairs after a recent trip through an astroid field. He’s glad to take a break though, when the small female appears out of nowhere. As a stowaway, she’s fair game and he savors the smell of her terror as he hunts her down. After she’s caught, he happily collars his new insatiable pet, and doesn’t hesitate to introduce every one of her holes to his massive cock. However, when she mentions his smuggling activities, Olfim is incensed and sets off on a mission to discover exactly where she got her information. Luckily, his human co-pilot, Sam, is thrilled to use his interrogation tools on Jane’s perfectly curvy body. Unfortunately for the smugglers, it’s difficult to extract non-existent information, but they deeply enjoy giving it their best shot.

Click here to buy: Carnal Pleasures 

Published today: Sex Machine, book 7 of Alison’s Erotic Adventures by K.C. Cave

 

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In Sex Machine, book 7 of Alison’s Erotic Adventures, our heroine’s reputation as a sexual athlete catches up to her: Alison is recruited to model for a high-tech sex robot! Her GF, Moriah, is the next sexual dynamo the geeks want to hook up to a bunch of sensors while she masturbates. One problem: She’s a gold star lesbian and a virgin. The computer model requires that she sleeps (ha!) with at least 4 men. What to do? I mean, it’s about advancing science and creating a mechanical sex surrogate to help sexually dysfunctional men. The solution? De-flower Moriah fast. Alison arranges to make her the main attraction at a bachelor’s party. Problem solved!

Thanks, as usual, to Moira Nelligar for the cover art. And to Jo O’Brien at Boruma for her guiding wisdom!

Book 1, Enticed by the Machine, Republished!

Jane is a horny MILF with unrealized fantasies of rough and kinky sex , but she has sworn off men after her divorce. Her plans are blown all to hell  when she’s swept into a cyberpunk video game. Jane suddenly has the opportunity to relieve her pent up, kinky desires with no apparent strings attached and dives in with her arms (and legs) wide open.

In the gaming world, Damien is recovering from an accident when the curvy woman appears in his apartment. He doesn’t hesitate to try out his new “machine enhanced” body on her. He’s intent on exploring and using every voluptuous inch of Jane’s body and is completely insatiable as he fucks her in nearly every way possible. He demonstrates the meaning of deep throat to the inexperienced woman, and she’s literally in for a shocking experience as he tries out his new augmentations. She’s never had anal sex, and the half cyborg doesn’t go easy for her first time.

As she’s screwed senseless, Jane’s defenses drop as she’s overwhelmed with intense sensations she’s never experienced. The whiskey drinking cyborg is Jane’s idea of the perfect dominating alpha-male, and as he uses his half cyborg body to please her like never before, she begins to fall hard for him. Her trip in to the video game world had been accidental, but now that she knows how to activate the controller, the sky is the limit.

Available now!  Carnal Pleasures

Visit our website for a seriously explicit excerpt: Excerpt

News: All of our books are in the process of being re-published. Enticed by the Machine, Book 1 was  re-released in October, and Invaded by the Alien will be out in in late November.

Author introduction – Ryan Andrews

Hi,

So, let’s start with the basics. You can call me Ryan Andrews, and the one thing you know about anyone beginning an introduction with “You can call me…” is that it’s not actually their name, but at least it’s a reasonable pen name with a gaming allusion. I am in my early thirties and British although the rest of the open book is left intentionally blank to avoid spoilers.

I write a variety of stories and characters, all of which have in common that there’s copious amounts of sex, bdsm (or at least the d portion) and in many of them an actual storyline. I found that I got sidetracked writing alone and it was remarkably easy to lose focus and track despite the best intentions and outlines so writing as a partnership works far better for me. Randi’s tastes compliment mine well and we found our writing styles matched on the first short story (longer stories to come in future if anyone’s interested as well as continuing the shorter ones). We seem to keep each other focussed and can keep the action moving rather than locking up as sometimes happens with me at least.

As for writing the range of characters, I find it surprisingly easy. Multiple ones at the same time might be an issue but switching from one to another just flows. It’s about figuring out what they want (barring the obvious motivation of sex) and letting them write their actions for me, kind of like having someone tell you what just happened rather than working it out yourself.

I’ll admit that I never figured I’d be a published author though, let alone this way, but you work to your strengths and I do have a fairly solid libido and vivid imagination. I can say this for writing, it’s never been boring and I’ve not failed to have fun with it. What more can you ask for really?

New and reviewed: Mindless Lust by K.C. Cave (Book 6 of Alison’s Erotic Adventures)

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E-Read Erotica Reviews:

I love this series. It just doesn’t care if it goes all porny and nasty and it talks to us with a filthy mouth because that’s what I need right now. Not anything soft, not anything written with a feathered and eloquent pen, but something primal and nasty that shocks me and takes my mind to a darkly filthy place. Something gritty, dirty, urban and sexual which is covered with sweat and all sorts of unmentionable bodily fluids because fuck it, my care for a world which pretends to be an orderly and nice place has just run out.

And I ran out of fucks to give last week.

This book? This is what I need. It is deliciously random, promising to give us one thing and then doing a spin move on us and delivering something totally else that we never knew we wanted but enjoyed the fuck out of nonetheless. It starts in-media-res with sex, twists us around with setup and narrative, and then switches to the point-of-view of a non-sex character and gives us glimpses of the action instead of the fully-realized in-character scene that we have seen thousands of times before.

Go ahead and tease me, I like my dirty imagination filling in the gaps.

I don’t care about genre or if it’s supposed to be lesbian or put into some category. I don’t care. Just give me something nasty to take me away. This book delivers. It is short, and lacks a couple basic “what do they look like” sort of narrative pieces in the beginning, but if you are following the series I am sure those would seem redundant. Me? I am coming back in after a bunch of other books so I tend to appreciate the little “she tussled with her blond hair” sort of things that yes, I should know by now; but no, jumping back in I appreciate the unnecessary reminders of the basic 411’s every once and a while.

Wonderful cover too, colorful and sexy and well put together. So good I wanted to put this up twice.

And the writing is spot-on for how this should feel. It skips the boring parts, gets to the point, stays focused on the nasty close-ups, and then teases us by not showing some of the best parts. It is confidently nasty, but also playful in its approach and style. It doesn’t feel obligated to show the entire sex scene like the film was a terrible thing to waste and everything should be shown and put on the screen. As writers, sometimes we feel obligated to show everything, and write through a boring day just to give the reader a sense of completeness. Same with a sex scene, sex is all good, isn’t it? We wouldn’t dare cut out—boring, move on, next scene and go to the next part of the review. Once you understand you have the control as a writer, you will never write the same way again.

If the world was porn, this book is how life would be.

Sometimes I wish the world was porn, then fucking with each other would be entirely pleasureful instead of what we got now. So yes, this book is like a drink of strong whiskey with the burn to the throat and a shock to the system as it goes down, exactly what I needed on a day like this. Sometimes, as readers, we like the pain. We like to be numbed and drink in something looked down upon and spit upon. We like to have our world rocked, to get drunk with the forbidden, and to hold up our glass and say, “another round please.”

It’s our right.

This is our escape.

And I love how this makes me feel. Drunk with the possibilities of random and wanton sex. Fucking the norms and the rules. Spitting back at those who would call this trashy smut. Because it is, and it says it with a smile and a middle finger held up proud and high.

A book that makes me feel free again?

Certainly so.

Pour me another.

 

The Blurb:

Alison’s night of mindless lesbian lust with her girlfriend Moriah (in the same bar where she once “entertained” seven guys on a busted pool table) goes belly-up: Moriah’s plane is late, and Tommy (the old friend with benefits who played sheriff during her serial gangbang) walks in with four German auto execs. He had hired a mother/daughter duo of whores to entertain them on that pool table, but they’re no-shows. Alison, dressed in full-slut mode, owes him. She’ll help him close the deal of a lifetime—for a price. Alison doesn’t give it away free anymore. [adventure, bar, BDSM, bisexual, cheating, cum, erotic, escort, fisting, gang bang, group sex, hotel, humiliation, humor, lesbian, oral, orgy, porn, public sex, revenge, risky sex, seduction, sex toys, short story, shower, squirting, strangers, swinging, teasing, voyeurism, water]

 

Excerpt:

“Allie, fuck me. Please.”

Alison reattached the cuffs to Moriah’s wrists and pushed the ball gag into her mouth.

Stepping back, she surveyed the situation. Alison, at five eight and a hundred and thirty, outweighed Moriah by more than twenty-five pounds and was a full head taller.

Alison’s full breasts nearly burst out of the teddy, and she had firm, muscular legs and big shoulders like a swimmer. Moriah, petite and nearly flat-chested, wasn’t as curvy. But her ass was round and protruding, like a slim boy’s. The smaller woman was at just the right height.

Alison strapped on a harness and dildo, slathered the fake cock with lube, and stepped behind Moriah.

Moriah jutted her ass in anticipation, her breath coming in short bursts. Alison guided the silicone cock head down Moriah’s crack to her swollen pussy, and pushed. Moriah’s muffled squeal told her she was on target. She gripped Moriah’s hips with both hands as her cock slid inside. Alison fucked her slowly, watching the dildo disappear inside her girlfriend with each stroke. Moving her hands up to Moriah’s tiny breasts, she kneaded her straining nipples between her thumbs and forefingers.

“When you get off the plane from Milwaukee Friday night, I won’t be there to meet you,” she whispered in Moriah’s ear. “Take a cab to Ric’s Show Bar on Eastern Boulevard. Make sure the driver lets you off at the door—it’s a shitty part of town.”

Alison’s thrusts picked up speed. Spit dribbled out of Moriah’s mouth and bubbles flared from the sides of the ball gag as Alison fucked her faster and harder.

“Me, I’m going to dress down-home, East-side slut. You know, like I’m two years out of high school, no job, a killer body, and the food stamps are running out. Plunging neckline, pushup bra, ass out, micro mini,” Alison said, her hips banging into Moriah’s ass. “You know what happened in that bar two years ago, Mo? I fucked seven guys on a busted pool table in the back room. This time”— Moriah came again, the explosion so hard that the ball gag popped out of her mouth—“I’m going to fuck you on that pool table.”

Alison slowed her thrusting. “But here’s the thing,” she said. “We’re going to act like we don’t know each other. You’re going to walk into that bar, a dyke wandering into the wrong place, not knowing anyone. You’ll go to the bar, but you won’t sit next to me. I’m going to size you up, lick my lips, and start fucking lubricating as I think of the fun we’re going to have. I’m gonna pick you up, baby, thrill you and seduce you at the bar while all these steelworkers and salesmen and forklift drivers watch us, their mouths watering over my tits and ass, their hands on their cocks. Then I’m going to waltz you to that back room and fuck your brains out.”

Moriah gasped, dope-brained and helpless. Her mouth and chin were covered with spittle, her ass and inner thighs slick with her juices. Alison took Moriah’s face in both hands and slowly, gently kissed and licked her, cleaning up the mess.

“It’s gonna be so hot,” Alison cooed. “Four days without you, baby, I’ll be so fucking horny. Will you be horny for me?”

Moriah’s eyes focused. “Fuck, Allie, where do you come up with this stuff?”

“I read.”

Alison unsnapped the wrist straps, and Moriah collapsed in her girlfriend’s arms.

“Allie, before I get on that plane, I’m gonna dress soft dyke, ripped khakis, maybe a Sit on My Face T-shirt and a hoodie. Flannel works, too. In Milwaukee, I’ll get a haircut. Short on the sides and back. Butch. The look will be tragically unstylish masculine,” Moriah said. Her face darkened: “What if my plane is late?”

“Text me.”

“A slut in a bar full of horny steelworkers?”

Alison snorted. “I can handle it.”

“Oh, sure, you can handle it. Like that last time. Who was your fuck buddy who set it up? Jimmy?”

“Tommy.”

“He was there to protect you, right?”

“I’ll be okay.”

“Allie, if I find out you fucked a man there, I’ll kill you.”

“Then don’t be late.”

Buy it: Carnaltopia, Amazon

Thank You, Boruma Publishers

Boruma Publishers, I appreciate the many hours you’ve spent working with me these last few months. My partner, Ryan Andrews, and I had a few books banned from Amazon, and after all of that hard work and excitement, it’s quite a let down for a new author. When you get the books completely done and then they are censored…well, I didn’t even know that could happen, to be honest. I had no idea. I’ve ranted about that before though, so I won’t get all riled up again now. However, I am very grateful that I found you, because you helped me with many other things in addition to getting my books back on Amazon.

As it turned out, the books sell much better on other websites (besides Amazon) that I’d never heard of before.

 

Thank You

Another List of Erotica Titles

Are you stumped on finding a title…or do you need a good laugh? Here is my second list of randomly generated titles. It seems like this list might lean toward niche writing. You’ll find links below to the other lists.

1. The French Chef’s Surrendering
2. Bound and Rebellious Devil
3. Toying with His Sheep
4.Tormented by her Benefactor
5. The Dearest Candlestick
6. Sopping Character
7. My Bad Boy Overlord
8. Wild Woman’s Gallant Daddy
9. Her Neighbor’s Restraint
10. Refined Flame, Ignited Breasts
11. Her Perfect Performer
12. Energetic Amish Folk
13. Dearest Charmers Feet
14. She-devils Web People
15. My Spouse’s Pulsing Companion
16. Bound and Slippery
17. Scalding Penetration
18. Handsome Victorious Toes
19. The Sopping Crony
20. The Sweethearts Extremity
21. Delectable Feet
22. The Malleable Friendly Ass
23. Hunting Down a Broader Wiener
24. Inscribed Hunting Ground
25. My Smuggler’s Leather Pipe
26. Cratered Lust
27. Sucking on Her Gentle Soul
28. Their Sensational Kin
29. Her Heiress’s Beloved Bud
30. Brave Beautiful Beasts
31. His Demanding Glutinous Fiend
32. Puckered Nudist Camp
33. My Cooperative Property
34. Gravelly Adoration
35. French Sheep Connoisseur
36. Muscled Fireballs
37. Love’s Volcanic Crater
38. Virginal Penetration
39. Probed by the Devoted Trooper
40. Stripped Senior
41. Tasting Our Sister
42. Their Serrated Bed
43. Head over Heels Messiness
44. The Performers Wild Hot Tentacle
45. Grandmother’s Ravaging Foe
46. Alpha Fighters Penetrating Angel
47. Yielding to Their Maverick
48. President of the Redheads
49. Their Bold Shivering Toes
50. Withered Arousal
51. His Ally’s Toilet Seat
52. The Fireballs Jealous Relative
53. Lustful Velvety Chains
54. Athlete’s Animistic Scourge
55. Cruel Animistic Brother
56. Rank and File Pulsing
57. Uncomfortable Man of My Dreams
58. Vicious Older Cannibal
59. Beloved Nudist Camp
60. Polished Bondage
61. One Darling Provoker
62. In Love Electric Furnace
63. Whipping Our Enemy Companion
64. His Manly Whore
65. Aroused Pistol Intimacy
66. The Mesmerized Pervert
67. My Sister’s Splendid Sidekick
68. His Protector’s Carnal Tentacle
69. Touching Her Legs
70. Distorted Fighter Fantasy
71. Carnal Bastards Crony
72. Student’s Desperate Supporter
73. One Lady’s Amish Folk
74. His Winch Brother
75. Big Jerk, Unconscious
76. Helpless Love of Her Life
77. Her Friends Damaged Wiener
78. Her Erotic Demanding Family
79. Cloud Nine’s Haunted Graveyard
80. Scorched Human Being
81. Tasty Dazzling Girlfriend
82. Whipping Our Mindless Bimbo
83. Victims Twinkling Uncleanness
84. Kin Dearest
85. Emotional Fearless Fighter
86. Violent Daydreamer
87. Her Damaged Human
88. Kissing Her Leader Bridegroom
89. Leather Loving Retiree
90. The Circular Marriage
91. His Reluctant Tentacle
92. Selfish Distended Pleasure
93. The Kept Woman’s Classmate
94. Her Scorched Spouse
95. Enamored Hairy Legs
96. The Blind Penetrated Victim
97. Revered Feminist Shoes
98. Trapped Scarred Devil
99. Our Desperate Sister
100. Their Intimate Payment
101. Spirited Tempting Gentleman
102. The Feminists’ Selfish Spouse
103. Pure Gent Bullys
104. The Penetrated Trooper
105. Selfish Supermans Toes
106. The Blond’s Worshiped Senior
107. Bendable Man
108. Vamp’s Lovely Bridegroom
109. Common Brutes Captive Crew
110. Trading Their Intense Toes
111. Lustful Mediation
112. Fortunate Reading Party
113. Tied Ladies’ Man
114. Confidante’s Dude
115. Wild Loving Creature
116. Lovely Keepsake Machete
117. Her Prized Deer Antler
118. Her Accidental Erotic Geek
119. The Tomboy’s Sexual Patrolman
120. Manly Original Girlfriend
121. Her Consumed Combatant
122. Yielding to Their Hard Cohort
123. Roped Enthusiast
124. Swallowing Him Up
125. Springy Stranger Loving
126. Infatuated by the Police Squad
127. Ideal Lovers Penetrated
128. Dark Muscled Mistress
129. Taking Down Their Feminist Shoes
130. His Swollen Blonde
131. Wearing Down Their Extremity
132. One Tied Nonbeliever
133. Her Dripping Gentleman
134. Enraptured Liquid Oxygen
135. Toying with His Opposite Hand
136. His Diligent Combatant
137. Cover Girls Committed
138. Her Unwavering Nibblets
139. Damaged Tender Roommate
140. The Cheater’s Bulging Mate
141. The Floozy’s Carefull Pal
142. Lustful Working Squaw
143. Hopelessly Naked Cowards
144. Her Captive Lord
145. The Mortal’s Thrilling Shaft
146. Manipulating Grandma
147. Waterlogged Upon the Stranger
148. Desired Fluffy Slippers
149. Crushed Relations
150. Taking My Wife’s Comrade
151. Her Passionate Thunder Legs
152. Cooperative Clan Member
153. Introvert’s Sexual Cohort
154. Drenched Relations
155. Devoted Wrinkled Strength
156. Punishing the Social Butterfly
157. Intoxicated Sneaky Criminal
158. Elegant Sexual Slackers
159. Her Whore Coworker
160. Our Sexual Toilet
161. Encrusted Exposure

 

E-Mail Problems

To any author who uses AOL, G-Mail, Yahoo, or Hotmail:
 
E-mail’s been a problem for everyone who uses the social e-mail services over the last few weeks. Apparently G-mail’s servers got hacked (again), and were intermittently sending e-mails to customerservice@yahoo.ph, of all places. All four social e-mail networks were affected because they all use the same servers. Since it was only an intermittent problem, it took them quite a while to resolve the problem.
 
We’ve been assured that it’s working now, and all “held” e-mails were delivered properly. However, e-mails still are not going through or being received reliably, which we find disturbing.
 
Our tech at HostGator says, If anyone’s still not receiving e-mails at this point, it’s because the e-mail’s ending up in your spam folder, or the server itself is marking it as spam and throwing it into the bit bucket (cybernetic trash can) without delivering it. That can happen.
 
If you’ve been trying to reach us without any success, PLEASE use a “real” e-mail address, or contact us by Skype instead!